Hey MTV, Welcome to My Crib!

If you don't mind, before you sit down can you please light some incense over there in the corner? I have Nag Champa, Sandalwood, and Dragon's Blood to choose from, so just pick whatever you want!

While you're doing that, I'm gonna put some music on for us. I have Papa Roach, No Doubt, Avril Lavigne, and The Smiths out, but if you want something else just look through my CD case!